verb: to flush + Future

to flush
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(siginificance: i actually sat down to write my statement summing up why the funding commitee of Blank Scholarship should (PLEASE Take Me!) accept my application, and instead ended up producing this. Bodes well, i think.) To whom it may concern ;

My future will be concerned with 'challenging the System'. (cough. Cough. Cough.) if this sounds familliar its because this system of thought is sold regularly in most urban areas; yours for free after multiple hours of free labour and workshops. I would appreciate it if you would fund me so that i can figure out which project i should adopt for life.
(i do recognize that my highly '€˜academic'€™ theatre/social studies search will occur within The system of ivory and towers panneled with the most modern iv drip from dedicated corporate funds) I mean-- Your benevolent selves will be praised every third day of every third month in the time of the harvest of souls -€”also known as the "grad-school beg" Begining ”in the months of September/october with rhythmicly whispered suplications to administrative gods, culmuinating in the in the high pitched desperate creening of January and the sound of torn robes dragging on stone floors, as the procession crawls its way to drink, by turns, from the well of begrudging acceptance or disheartining defeat.
Always pick C.
C.
If i create a statement of « I should get your money » that creatively describes in crayon and Found Objects, how i can divide my tuition among many; effectively converting unused buildings into sustainable housing, and gardens as well ....(use your wit; mine failed, im desperate, c'€™est a toi.), how would you feel about giving me money to maybe perhaps perhcance commit to a program of higher education? Higher in this situation may refer to « off the wall » or « in the air ». I know my current references, who can now identify fruit of a certain kind : « BANANA !», will be more than happy to sing for your commercials promoting €˜'intercultural relationships€', increasing your popularity and thuse your earning potential in France. Alternatively i will shave your insignia into my hair. €”all of it. I will name my pets after you. You can see i have a lot to offer. There is also, i should mention, a chance in all this that your funding will actually lead to a fulfilling and progressive lifestyle for my university-of-choice'€™s board of directors'€™ golf game. If i was really committed to such things I would abandon the McUni. and work.
Im working now. Sort of.
My kids sang me a song today « hello ; hello ; hello R ; hello€... Good Morning ! Good morning ! Good bye Good bye...good bye !» In the mean time this is the class that is having trouble telling Ass from Elbow, but as you can see it is not so much thier fault as thier instructor'€™s similar directional deficit. Your funding could rectify this.
Oh: Dear stamping commitee: If you could please furnish your reply with a sample of an acceptable completed application, i will gladly sign it. Yours in honourable dependancy of the highest order and becheement, (abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvWxyz) P”please feel welcome to create a name pleasurable to your hearing and i will undertake the necessary legal proceedings to change my name here with)



I am writing this in the school computer lab and hoping none of the teachers with english proficiency notice it. One because the spelling is terrible, and two because it is about as coherent, wity and directional as my stinky socks. I have to do laundry. The question as posed out loud for the first time, though not the first time posed is: is this (read : masters program that accepted me/can i really apply for somethign else) a Stalling tactic ?
Dundunh dunh! it is in lign with : Why are you Here ? Which is what they are asking me on the &é"è! form.

I can really only answer that if i know what i want on the other end : damn it.
Who said « if you see a light at the end of the tunnel, its probably a train. »
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.raises hand tentatively ; suggests with hard won casualness :
I would take a train